New Direction...

I totally forgot this blog existed and I totally forgot how lame I was in 2009, living in New Jersey, starring in failed reality shows and making grammatical errors. But it's 2011 bitchessssss! And that means we're taking control of this blog and turning it into a self deprecating work of art. I am a bona fide New York-AH now, so for some reason I feel that I am more entitled to things, like your time and attention. Please stay tuned as these posts are going to change America! And they are going to change for the better! You can bet your new years resolution on it. Did you sign up for the gym this week like the rest of the world? Did ya? Well while you were signing up, I was canceling mine. No, really I had to- it was like a car payment.