I knew this would happen...

So what do you do when cant find a job that you went to school for...? Write a book? Learn new and fun things to fry in your newly acquired deep fryer? Have your grandmother teach you to knit? Find the best before and after photos of plastic surgerys? Well yes, I have done all these things during this time- but more importantly YOU TRY OUT FOR REALITY TV SHOWS. You throw away any sense of credibility or self worth that you have and go on a reality show to swear, cry and perform your best freak out in hopes to win money to pay your neverending college loans. Somehow I succeeded in making it on one to mine and everyone elses amazement... it's not like you need much criteria to make it on one, just share too much info and be as obnoxious as possible (check! check!) So here's my debut world.. it might be even harder to take me seriously now or employ me down the road.. but hey Justin Timberlake knows who I am now.. right?? maybe.....

The best part is that I look like an open mouthed horse and Justin has more feminine qualities than me. Thanks parents! (always blame them if there is no one else)